#17441 Damn Dude. So today I found out my ex girlfriend is expecting a kid from the dude she left me for... I am just sitting here thinking about how awesome it feels being this awesome.

#17440 I confess i have a girlfriend who i care about dearly, but lately i cant stop thinking about having sex with my best friend. Before me and my girlfriend started dating, me and my best friend talked about being friends with benefits, but we decided against it because we didn't want it to ruin our friendship. She has an amazing body and i've even dreamed about us banging, but i honestly love my gf and i would never cheat on her. These are strictly just thoughts, but i feel bad for even having the thoughts, is that wrong?

#17437 Sometimes my friends and i put on red polo shirts, go target, and help people.

#17438 Sometimes I walk around in gym clothes just to pretend that I work out. But also because I haven't done laundry in weeks and I ran out of things to wear.

#17439 I really hate being the stereotypical blonde with big tits. Everyone assumes you're a complete idiot and talks to you like a child It hurts to also be a political science major too, everyone just thinks you;re a joke. I mean does it really always have to come down to what I look like? Really?!

#17436 I just want to say: GreyHouse is the best! Today I spilled my drink all over the place, and no one was upset about that and help me clean the mess, and I'm also offered a free drink.

#17435 My shadows are the devils abode!

#17434 Being an incoming freshman, I sure hope the toilets at college won't be UNUSABLE. Nothing pisses me off (pun intended) more than the sight of piss splattered all over toilet seats. Go use the fucking urinals, that's what they were invented for.