#17498 I just had the largest burger I've ever seen, at The Union

#17497 Did you guys know you can by a cream that you can use to keep you from jizzing

#17496 I can't wait for the fall semester to start! I will get to meet all kinds of new people, since I'm a transfer student, and I will possibly find that special lady to have a relationship with!

#17495 Screw these psychotic white guys going around and shooting up movie theatres. Its only a matter of time until they force you to take off your shoes, remove everything from your pockets, and walk through a bone scanner before letting you into a theatre.

#17494 I need to get this off my chest, but I have hot and sexy cousins. I don't keep in touch with them anymore because I might end up become an inbred. I love them a lot, but I just might slip and actually love them in another way. It's why I date out of my nationality, I don't want to bang my own cousin. I love my cousins, but I gotta find a keeper before I see my cousins again. Anymore else date outside their nationality?

#17493 I have had a crush on Aleksandra Dervisevic for a long time. No, you don't know me.

#17492 I don't believe in God, so as well Phil Collins

#17491 It hurts knowing you have someone you consider, "the one who got away". Especially when you realize, you let them get away because you kept going back to someone else. Someone you didn't realize was a trashy kind of person until you became more mature.