#17610 I gave head to my professor for a quick easy A.

#17609 freshman year I used the scale model of campus in the union to complete a scavenger hunt and got 100%.

#17608 I'm an undergrad freshman intern and I still like to play with bubble wrap around my company. XD

#17607 Have you ever just felt alone?

#17606 I have burning question.
If you clone yourself and your clone Jacks you off. Would it be considered masturbation?

Just curious.

#17605 I need something that's more than coffee but less than cocaine.

#17604 So on a date, i started doing the wolf of wall street chest thump humming tune and she didn't join in. Sorry... We can never work...

#17603 Purdue girls are so mean. It takes a lot to be able to approach a girl you've never talked to before and ask her out and really nerve-wracking but the girls just treat you like you are inferior to them and reject you in a way that makes you feel bad about yourself. I mean at least I tried right? If you don't think I'm attractive why not just say it in a nice way?