#17674 Beer> weed

#17673 I was in the bathroom all by myself minding my own business when a guy bursts in to take a poop. As soon as he gets into the stall his ass starts firing away like a gun. After he was finished there was dead silence for about 5 seconds until I started laughing uncontrollably. I didn't want him to see me so I quickly finished my business and ran out. I hope his feelings weren't hurt, bit goddamn that was funny.

#17672 One night stands and casual sex has nothing on having sex with someone you love.

#17671 I'm honestly considering if I have any "real" friends at all. I know have "friends" that keep the conversation to a minimum so in case they ever need something they have me on speed dial. Or maybe it's my fault? Maybe I'm a loner. Whatever, can't wait to cut them off when the time comes though.

#17670 Whenever I see an acronym I immediately try to correlate it with a pornography term. Porn addict probs fml

#17669 My first one night stand and that's all it took to get an STD! FML! She looked healthy as fuck! Could of warned a brutha! She knew all along when I confronted her. Wrap it then tap it.

#17668 I always blast ADTR and such

#17667 finish school, gtfo that house, and do whatever makes u happy.