#17691 I'm wide awake right now at 4am because I can't stop thinking about how I'd setup a T-test and what my null hypothesis would be to prove the statistical significance of my side in an argument on the internet, really? Is this what my life has devolved to? This is how I use my education?

#17692 So I never saw fifty shades of grey, but I'm watching the honest trailer of it, and yeah if it was a poor dude, they would be a sad episode of csi...

#17693 Damn it, I just sat on my nuts!

#17694 You know what sounds fucking awesome, mashed potatoes, corn, and a big ass steak cooked to perfection

#17695 My birthday every year is always the saddest day of the year for me. I always see other people's facebook page flooded with people wishing them a happy birthday. But when it comes to my birthday, I only get like 5 posts. :(.

#17685 My leg is quite heavy, like if it came off I don't know if I could lift it.

#17684 God bless America, the land of opportunity, thick women and freedomburgers.

#17683 Sometimes I just cry because I want to hear your voice again and I can't. The day I ended us runs through my head constantly. I miss you. Your bubi