#17795 My computer is giving me a migraine

#17794 I've always wanted a pet boilermaker, but I've never known what a boilermaker was

#17793 I can only shit while listening to opera

#17792 My mind wanders a lot and it always finds a way to you

#17791 The explanation of why people cry in the feelings book my mom gave me as a child was "People cry when they don't get something they want or get something they don't want." I've never been a huge crier because of how selfish that always sounded to me and I'm a little annoyed by the people who tell me that I don't cry enough and should cry more.

#17790 Switched to almond milk cuz I'm trying to eat healthier.... I don't like it.

#17789

#17788 Whenever I take a nap I always wake up with only one sock on.