#17811 weird fact is that the porn of Splatoon is pretty good

#17810 Drinking water is important for your sex life. This one time my cum came out so sticky that I had to use my fingers to pull it out of my dick. It was like a wet rubber-band.

#17809 So I started dating this girl. Except she lives 5 hrs away in my hometown. So I've been using Tinder and having casual sex with random girls on the side. Does this make me a bad person? I look forward to all your "go kill yourself/you're a scumbag/I feel sorry for her" comments. Don't slut shame me bruh...

#17808 You may not want to live right now but never give up on the hope that you one day you might.

#17807 My little brother pissed me off, so I deviously stole his laptop and downloaded a bunch of toolbars to his browser.

#17806 I'd do anything to lose weight except eat healthy and work out

#17805 When girls wear yoga pants I feel like a boo from Mario, uncontrollably attracted when they turn away, but frozen when they look at me.

#17804 Stop complaining about people who do not call themselves feminists but believe in equality, and start complaining about people who call themselves feminists but do not believe in equality.