#17859 I just submitted an application for a job on Purdue campus this upcoming semester. Can someone with experience with Purdue jobs tell me how long it takes for them to get back to me and the interview process?

#17858 I open up to people easier when we can discuss world of warcraft. I feel like that's weird but if I know someone plays wow, it becomes ten times easier for me to talk to them.

#17857 Found a lump on my cat on his underside. Was worried so I made a vet appointment. Turns out it's his nipple, and gosh darn it wouldn't you know it, he's got another one on the other side.

#17856 "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?! Stop it!!"
"She started it"
"Ha, I think you started it when you kissed..."
"SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!! You're hostages. This like a life or death situation here, start acting like it"
"Oh please you're not rebels. We're not deaf you know"
"That doesn't matter, you're hostages, we're your captors, we're heavily armed!! There's rules, there's a whole school of etiquette to this... ... don't eyeball me"

Hahaha best sg1 scene ever

#17855 Some girls will never be capable of understanding how hard her man works for her.

#17854 I would give a fuck... but I already gave it to your mother last night.

#17853 Don't be a nice guy. Be a good man. Nice guys are afraid to upset someone. Good men do what is right. There's a moral difference.

#17852 I get really horny on my period and I wish my boyfriend would have sex with me during that time of month.