#17875 This is the second time this year that I'm at checkout in the store and the person behind me says jokingly "oh she's paying for my stuff too".
Each time I reply with all my heart "oh how I wish I could! But one day I will".
I hope 'one day' comes soon so the next person who says that will hear me say "sure, why not!" One day...when I have a job.

#17874 I use to think dildos were a Hostess product: "Like Ding-Dongs or Ho-Hos. When I was younger, I overheard the older kids saying dildo a couple times at lunch. They were whispering and giggling. For years I couldn't figure out what was so funny and secretive about snack cakes.

#17873 I wear sandals all day everyday

#17872 All aircraft should have wifi common it's 2015

#17871 Submarines are the spaceships of the ocean

#17870 About 45% of my Facebook friends are still there just so I can look at their lives and say "well I'm not doing THAT bad"

#17869 Is a birthday threesome too much to ask for?

#17868 So I broke up with my girlfriend about a month ago. I feel really awful because I just had sex with a random one night stand. So I ask you, how soon is too soon to start hooking up/dating again.