#17946 That sad sigh you do when you drive a prius, and you go to write penis in a comment, and it comes out prius...

#17947 Fuck this shit! I work 6 nights a week, and when I get off I can't sleep at all until like 4-6pn, which leaves 3 hours for sleep... I'm going to Wal-Mart and drown my non sleepiness with Nyquil.

#17937 My boyfriend finally was able to give me an orgasm, good job kid!

#17936 I'm a smelly cunt that leak shit all the time.

#17935 People ask me all the time, "why aerospace engineering?" So much so that I have honestly come up with the response, "I don't want to live on this planet anymore."

#17934 I like a girl, however I know she likes women. Not sure if I should confess my feelings to her, not sure if she likes both - men and women. Any suggestions or comments appreciated.

#17933 My ex couldn't solve even one of the Mathematics Department's Problems of the Week, so she had to go. No remorse.

#17932 I'm an Indian
Whenever I type something in a group chat or make a comment on Facebook, I feel that I judge myself and also feel that other people tend to judge me.
As you know the stereotype for the Indian accent, whenever I type something, I tend to hear myself say that comment or text in my mind in an Indian accent.
I have no idea what is wrong with me.