#17979 let's not talk of love or chains and things we can't untie

#17978 I am your father

#17977 I have a strange ability. If you were to have me eat a bread type product, I could tell you the recipe with 80% accuracy.

#17976 I was painting my clock I had made with the garage closed. I huffed so many fumes I nearly passed out. Instead I started halucinating. I thought I was a bird and got naked, like a bird I guess, climbed on my roof, and jumped off

#17975 I love cheese

#17974 that one time when i was young (7-9) that my parents and i were at the mall and i was telling them that i had to go to the restroom they said hold it so i did for about 30 minuets. then well they said there buying me pants and what not so you no the ordeal walking around and all but i just had to go…………

so i ran in to a changing room and i just let it go. there were some pants in the corner on a hanger so man i did it in a pocket it was a base cargo pants and it was in the cargo pockets i just pisssed in there…….
i walked out AND JUST AROUND THE CORNER THERE WAS A GUY IN UNIFORM…..
well i seen my parents and i was walking towards them but along the way i seen a worker (uniform guy) and i said some-one peed in the changing room and then i heard him sayNOT AGAIN i redbird i did it before 2 weeks earlier…..

#17973 I have to eat chocolate every day. Even if it is just a little bit like a few chocolate chips. I think it is a real and true addiction because I cannot skip a day.

#17972 I like to rub one out before going out in public.