#17990 Got a C in thermo, probably going to get disappointed looks from my dad. Don't care I finally passed it

#17991 So at midnight I made a Twitter account, at 1230, I had 100 followers and it automatically followed them back? By 0100, I had 3 messages, I just read them thinking they were some auto written things, about 45 minutes later (15 mins ago) I get a lot of hate mail, and now I'm just here wondering why Twitter is so popular

#17992 I try to use the force hopping that itll work some day it never has

#17993 I talk to myself in a British accent when I'm alone

#17994 Sometimes I bite paper while pretending to be a stapler

#17995 I've never had sex before, and want to, but I'm afraid my gf will laugh at me

#17996 I smoke and have never had sex, I'd rather be called a pothead than a hoe

#17997 I kiss my cat more than anyone else