#18019 This question is directed to everyone who supports the supreme court's recent decision regarding marriage. Do I have a constitutional right to marry my brother, sister, or father?
Confession: I'm a guy and I want to have a threesome with my older brother and dad.

#18008 I literately haven't done anything at my internship, fucking hate this company

#18018 I've been using the same half-typed word doc for years now to pretend I'm doing work. No one has ever picked up on it

#18009 I used to search deviant art for porn

#18010 I supported, helped sell, and executed a brutally poor intern idea just to expedite my voyage into her pants

#18011 On any given day, I write more Facebook statuses than headlines.

#18012 I used a paid company cab to go buy a frisbee. It took an hour. Then I played frisbee for an hour. Then I had lunch... for an hour

#18013 I draw penises secretly all over all my work/projects no one has found one yet