#18075 That feeling you get when you let a gigantic fat just rip, so much relief on your stomach, omg that felt so good

#18074 I had insider knowledge from a recruiter friend that a certain company was really looking to hire diverse employees so I made some strong hints during the interview that I was gay and I ended up getting the job. Now I want to know 1) am I the worst person ever and 2) if I would have gotten the job had I not made it seem like I was gay.

#18073 I am thrilled by the person I am becoming

#18064 Hooray for high ABV beers like IPAs, they can get you decently drunk after only a few!

#18065 confession: learning from experience

#18066 Every date I have ever arrange typically happens in this order:

1. I am talking to a girl. Most of the time I have known her for quite awhile, sometimes I just met her, but hey we are having a great conversations, she on the outside seems interested in me, you never know if you don't ask right?

2. I make a move or two and ask the girl out.

3.She seems flattered and accepts.

4. Continue talking casually to the girl, maybe asking once or twice if our date is still on for whatever day at so-and-so time, at wherever, she says yes.

5. Day of the date:
a. I call the girl asking what time she expects to be ready, girl doesn't answer.
b. Girl texts, saying she's running late because of *insert excuse here*
c. One to three hours after the date was supposed to take place, girl texts, says she can't make it, has to cancel because *insert excuse here*. (A few times, I never got this call at all.)
d. I gullibly say "It's okay. Maybe we can reschedule some other time?" She agrees, but reluctantly says what day we should reschedule.

6. I will text her either the next day or two to casually talk, girl ends up never replying and doesn't talk to me ever again.

Either I have the worst luck in the entire universe when it comes to going out on a date with girl, or there is a game that girls play on me. Either/or, I just fail at this miserably with women. I seriously don't know what I am doing wrong.

#18067 The only recollection I have when I was a little kid was I walked into my sister showering and she farted, laughed about it, and then shat in the shower. She freaking sharted...oh god.

#18068 Would you rather:
Fuck Kylie Jenner at 17 and do the time in prison and be labled a sexo offender, or fuck Caitlyn Jenner.