#18086 Roses are red violets are blue but I wouldn't know that because you never bring me flowers!

#18087 Does a fetish have to be something weird that you are attracted to, or can it be more mundane?

I think I have really boring fetishes

#18088 I don't know how but I used up 1k $ over the two month summer classes, just in pocket money

#18089 Does anyone know if Dawn Stinchcomb (Spanish dept) is really tough? She has the worst ratings I've ever seen on ratemyprofessor but I don't want to change my schedule if she's not that bad...

My confession is that I used to pinch my sisters nose when she would snore until she would wake up. I would feel bad but she doesn't snore anymore so I guess it worked!

#18090 So I was in Pappys yesterday afternoon with my herd (family) the same time that a group of Purduettes were grabbing lunch. I was wearing a Spider-Man shirt, and one of the lovely ladies asked me about the upcoming Captain America movie. I must confess two things:
Purduette in question,
1) I'm not nerd as you are. I hope you don't judge me too badly for it
2) If you sing as beautifully as your smile does...damn.

#18091 I will do anything for an A! *

*does not include going to class, studying, or trying in anyway

#18092 Everyone acts like when someone's not successful, it's either all due to their circumstances or all due to them being lazy. The fact of the matter is, it is always a combination of both, whether you are successful or unsuccessful. That being said, i'm tired of people blaming their failures on others and society. take some fucking responsibility for your actions. I know so many good people working their ass of to make their life better. the reason they're successful is because they aren't lazy fucks like you. To all those first generation college students working 40 to have it all go to tuition, keep doing you! It may be hard but you'll be running the world in a few years.

#18093 I want to slash the tires of everyone who puts their new registration sticker over the renew date on their plates.

If I were a cop, you'd all get a ticket every fucking time.