#18139 My boyfriend squeezes my boob and yells HONK!

#18138 I can't let you close enough to hurt me

#18137 I just want to know I won't be broke one day

#18136 Because everyone is so varied in gender identity, sexuality, class, race, level of able bodiedness, weight, and other things (I'm sure I'm missing something) I'm starting to feel like the only way to make EVERYONE happy and feel included and completely comfortable would be to never speak.

#18134 I encourage people to support local economies.

Confession: Can't bother with Amazon Prime

#18135 I'm rather scared to shave my balls. Everything else is well groomed, but my balls are a little unkempt. They look ridiculous, but I don't know how to go about fixing it.

#18133 I don't always go to the gym, but when I do I tell facebook

#18132 How does one get over a fear of clowns