Thursday, 20 August 2015 09:12 PM
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#18223 Until recently I thought the rhythm method was the way the guy moved his penis in and out
Thursday, 20 August 2015 07:31 PM
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#18218 Every morning before I use the restroom I pinch myself to make sure I'm actually awake and not in a dream
Thursday, 20 August 2015 07:29 PM
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#18217 when my aut calls to talk i put the phone on mute and say hmmmm every couple minutes
Thursday, 20 August 2015 07:28 PM
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#18216 Sometimes I have to make a conscious effort not to hit toddlers
Thursday, 20 August 2015 07:26 PM
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#18215 My elderly aunt passed away yesterday, as well as my pet bunny of 10 years. I'm far more devastated over the bunny
Thursday, 20 August 2015 07:24 PM
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#18214 I talk to myself while I'm using large power tools. I'm afraid of the noise, and me talking helps me keep focused
Thursday, 20 August 2015 07:23 PM
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#18213 When I was a kid my sister told me scientists had discovered pokemon, I got really excited and got lost in the woods looking for a pikachu
Thursday, 20 August 2015 07:22 PM
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#18212 I used to think 'bondage' was just another form of the word 'bonding' as a kid. I used to tell my friends and teachers about weekend family bondage