#18265 I got angry At my roommate and stabbed him with a fork. Now when people ask him what happened he has to say- my roommate forked me.

Greatest pun-ishment ever!!!!!

#18264 I once pooped inside one of the fountains, can't remember which one though

#18266 This might sound odd, but in social situations does anyone else have trouble emoting? I guess a lot of the time I feel uncomfortable to the point where I struggle to make myself smile. Even if I really want to smile at someone, sometimes I think my face hardly changes. It's very annoying and I think it probably makes me look kind of 'severe' at times. Back at school I remember my sister saying she'd see me around at recess and I'd always look really angry. But I don't think I look angry all the time. In fact, I think sometimes I look sort of sad because people will ask me if I'm okay.

People with Social Anxiety seem to be overly aware of a lot of things and I think I'm all too aware of what expression I have on my face. It's like I can't just be natural and I'm always thinking about it. I love moments when I can actually smile and laugh and it just feels normal and easy. But most of the time it's very hard. Anyone else like this?

#18267 I recently edited and cleaned out my facebook so that my facebook friends only included people who I actually talk to in real life. It felt good except for the fact that I now have 0 facebook friends.

#18259 I had to give up my Xbox one because it was too distracting, now I have a girlfriend lol

#18260 We just squeezed 8 people into our four door to get some brunch

#18261 I like Bernie Sanders, but I will never admit it because his supporters are the worst kinds of people. I'd sooner admit to supporting Trump than being associated with Sanders supporters.

#18262 Today I gave my buddy, a solider $300 to get home, he's been psychologically fucked up here, I just hope he has a home to get to... And not just dead memories