#30438 You know the best way to start your day? Hearing that a dude commited suicide in your old room before you lived there, and nobody said anything about it

#30396 To cute girl in the cheetah top in the piano bar Thursday. Hey.

#30397 I am a 26 year old virgin. Honestly, I don't think its fair because I treat women well. I always open the door for them, I compliment them and tell them they are beautiful, I think about snuggling with them, not just having sex, etc. I'm a nice guy, not some cocky stud who sees you as a trophy.

It just bothers me a little bit that so few women are receptive to this. I get told that it's weird and shallow to open a conversation by telling a woman she's beautiful. That worshipping them like a queen is fetishization or telling them important information at work is mansplaining. That holding the door open for them is sexist.

It makes me pretty fucking mad TBH. I DO care about women. I think of them all the time and am a very sensitive person. I'm a NICE fucking GUY, not a dumb jock. I deserve to get my fucking nut like everyone else. What the fuck is wrong with women today?

#30398 30393, I am not sure if I am your roommate, but I find it more exciting to miss the toilet and "let it fly." I do this on campus all the time.

#30399 In need of some real advice here. I keep seeing this absolutely beautiful girl and I just want to walk up to her, compliment her, then go about my day. How can I do this without sounding like a creep?

#30400 Its kind of amazing how fast I can go from Ed Sheeran to Amon Amarth.

#30401 I laugh when people tell me something is a guy thing or girl thing

#30436 Moon Man is the best rapper in the game. Not even a question.