Friday, 28 August 2015 11:57 AM
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#18398 Whenever I see someone wearing a tank I think to myself what a douche
Friday, 28 August 2015 11:52 AM
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#18399 My girlfriend farted on my balls during sex, and I liked it
Friday, 28 August 2015 11:51 AM
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#18400 I get on instructables to look up how to go sex stuff
Friday, 28 August 2015 11:44 AM
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#18401 I don't enjoy sex cause I masturbate too much, I masturbate because I don't enjoy sex
Friday, 28 August 2015 09:36 AM
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#18391 My ex was terrified of getting pregnant, since we didn't use protection. I purposely came in her to see how she'd react
Friday, 28 August 2015 09:25 AM
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#18386 Tyrion is the only reason I watch game of thrones
Friday, 28 August 2015 09:24 AM
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#18387 I don't like it when people hear me poop so I put toilet paper in the toilet before, so no one can hear the splash
Friday, 28 August 2015 09:22 AM
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#18388 Sometimes I read the finance section of the news to fall asleep at night