Thursday, 03 September 2015 08:52 PM
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#18584 I go down on my girlfriend whenever she wants me to, and afterwards she is cool with me playing video games for hours
Thursday, 03 September 2015 08:45 PM
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#18583 I'm only 22, but I already feel like I've thrown my life away
Thursday, 03 September 2015 08:43 PM
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#18582 In highschool my sister was working on a science project, she put a lot of time into it. She didn't end up wining an award. She seemed sad, so I convinced her she got an honorable mention and that I accidentally lost the ribbon
Thursday, 03 September 2015 08:41 PM
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#18592 I'm 26 years old, and not only do I pick my nose, I pick my fiance's too
Thursday, 03 September 2015 08:39 PM
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#18581 I like to wave at the cctv cameras in stores
Thursday, 03 September 2015 08:36 PM
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#18580 I get off the workout machines at the gym before I get sweaty, so I don't have to wipe them down
Thursday, 03 September 2015 08:30 PM
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#18591 I've been prostituting myself on craigslist to help pay off my student loans
Thursday, 03 September 2015 08:27 PM
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#18590 I never read the last chapter of a book, because I never want them to end.