#18667 I love angry Paul Blart from Jurrasic World

#18666 I wish there was a club for people who are really into fitness or the Corec to be able to hang out together. Not really to do their work out together, but just to hang out and be friends, I would love to be friends with people who share my passion

#18665 I wonder if a girl has ever found me attractive at first glance. I'm sure there must have been a couple but I'm not sure.

#18664 I once got super high before going to cactus and forgot my two forms of idea.

#18663 Grad school here is pretty boring, but that's probably the case everywhere. Undergrad here looks pretty fun.

#18662 I heard Purdue police has some really good green.

#18661 You got to love it when you ask someone out and they tell you they have plans for that day, only for my Twitter newsfeed to show that they asking people for something to do on that day you asked them out.

Thanks for letting me know that I wasn't worth your time. Oh wait you didn't, Twitter did. Twitter may have stuck that in my face on purpose, but at least the newsfeed is more brutally honest than you.

#18660 I just want to be able to text my significant other and tell them to come over and cuddle with me.. but then I realize that I'm forever alone...