#18987 I was going to do laundry, but then I got high, but then I got high, but then I got high

#18988 I've never been high before, its pretty cool

#18989 Why are people still arguing with the preacher dude, if we leave him alone he'll get bored and leave

#18986 I've worked at the dining courts for two years now and I have yet to meet a customer there who was even the slightest bit rude to me. It's almost exclusively college kids, obviously. Back at my old fast food job, I had at least two rude customers a week and they were always older adults. I just realized this now and it's made our generation seem that much better.

#18985 Dear dumbass freshmen, please stop riding the aviation technology bus when you aren't an AvTech student or going to the airport. I'm tired of getting to my classes late, because we have to drop your sorry ass off at your dorms. Sincerely, an annoyed AT senior.

#18984 I keep thinking that it will hurt less eventually but it doesn't. I know I deserve someone who will treat me better but how am I supposed to erase two years of memories? I just want to forget you completely

#18983 People need to find better insults than "right wing" or "left wing"

#18982 The Von's Dough Shack delivery girl who just delivered my food and then complimented my Jurassic Park shirt. You are seriously so beautiful. I would have asked you out right then if I didn't completely forget the English language. Anyone know who it is??