#19101 I wanted to register to rush for sororities this semester, but I cannot meet the thousands of dollars of payments just to join. I want the opportunities, the connections, and the friendships, but obviously I'm not qualified if I can't pay up. No wonder the stereotype is rich kids who pay for friendship.

#19100 Got so high that when I walked into the elevator, it wasn’t going up so I sat down and played on my phone for 20 minutes till my rA walked in. I never pressed the button

#19099 PSA: DO NOT START MAKING OUT WITH AN OPEN MOUTH. And don't make out with an open mouth 24/7.

Keep your mouth mostly closed when making out. Do not try to eat my mouth. Do not tickle the back of my throat with your tongue. Do not try to taste last nights dinner in my mouth. Use tongues carefully. Suck on my one lip at a time for a short period. Pretend-bite one lip at a time. If I have to wipe your saliva off of my mouth, chin, and cheeks, then no. Practice safe and semi-dry kissing, kids.

#19098 My favorite albums of all time are
The Wall - Pink Floyd
Illinois - Sufjan Stevens
Altered State - TesseracT
Thank you Scientist - Maps of Non-Existent Places
What are yours?

#19096 One time I was eating in the dining court when I started choking. A group of guys started laughing at me. Thanks for your support while I was gasping for air.

#19097 Too often I go to sleep hoping that I don't wake up. A small part of me hopes I get hit by a car on my way to class. When I stand at an edge I can feel something pulling me over. I would never have to courage to make anything happen, but those thoughts are always lingering in my mind...

#19090 This girl asked me to come over at 1am so I thought it was a booty call. She just wanted to hang out and eat pizza.. I ended up making water balloons with the condoms I bought

#19091 Everyone says “High School is the best four years of your life” and everyone knows that’s bull. Once you get to college, it really can be the best years of you make it so. Just stop, take a deep breath, and go for it. Good luck incoming freshmen!