#19170 Fuck grad school.

#19169 It is said that Uber Obama teen pregnancy is down, however, "Netflix and chill" killed that

#19168 Anybody want to Fluids and Chill?

#19167 I loved my dog more than I loved most people. Now that she's gone, I see her a lot in my dreams-lately she's shown up almost every night. We don't really do much, mostly just chill in the yard or snuggle, but-I dunno. It's hard. On the one hand, it's not exactly fun waking up and realizing that she isn't actually here. But on the other hand, I don't want these to stop, because in a way, they're what's letting me still be with her.
I just miss her..

#19166 Taylor, you were drunk and tried riding my unicycle. Your friend also peed behind a bush near the cactus. Grats on being 21. Enjoy Where Else.

Sincerely,

Unicycle guy with the lights

#19165

#19164 I don't think he's a student but shoutout to the tall black guy that works at Villa. He's always really friendly and gives great customer service. It's a shame that Villa's food sucks though.

#19163 I'm sorry it seemed like I followed you all the way from the bus stop and all the way through downtown. You seemed a little freaked out about 3/4th of the way through the walk when you picked up your pace, suddenly cut across the street and a parking lot, getting to your building, feverishly punching in the security code, and slamming the door shut.

Plot twist: I live in that building too.

I kinda feel bad about it because of the paranoia in the world these days and a panic it may have caused this poor woman. But at the I know that I shouldn't.