#19186 I'm a junior and I still literally have 0 friends. I've joined multiple clubs and tried to be active on campus but most people have no desire in talking to you outside of the club. College is so miserable.

#19185 I'm usually a pretty confident guy but when it comes to approaching a girl on campus I just can't do it. There are so many beautiful girls I've seen on campus but no matter how much I try I can't approach one. I'm losing hope I can ever get a girlfriend.

#19184 I don't say "aww, how cute!" when I see ugly babies. Rather, I'll say "aww, you look like whichever-parent-is-holding-you!"

#19183 To the people who pulled the fire alarm at 4am in Avenue South and ruined our sleep laz nite: I don't know who u r. I don't know what u want. If u r lookin for fun, I can tell u I didn't have fun at all. But what I do have r a very particular set of skills. I will look for u, I will find u, and I will be under ur bed tonite.

#19182 I once took all of Pham's alcohol poured it out and put water in it then put it back in the freezer. You should've seen the look on his face when he thought his alcohol had frozen lol

#19181 Who is doing this? Such a lust for revenge, WHOOOOOOOO???

#19180 Guys who kiss your forehead and brush your hair are not just boyfriend material they are husband material

#19174 Revenge is a dish best reheated in the microwave.