#19301 My boyfriend and I have come to an agreement: every other month, we’re going to take turns making new Netflix accounts with different emails just so we could have unlimited 30-day free trials. If this isn’t relationship goals, I don’t know what is.

#19297 This question needs answered for science!
When a man becomes erect, does he get hard at the base and then it elongates to the tip, or does he just get hard everywhere all at once? Or maybe tip to base?
Confession: when goldburgh talks about roots in botany 110 all I can think about is penises, because I find them very similar.

#19296 only in america do you need written consent to fuck someone.

#19295 I hated when the Colbert report and the daily show had to be cut. I hated it more when it became just a black joke. After watching 4 minutes into the nightly show I hated that guy, so I forwarded to the Bill Nye part, and now I can't stand even seeing that guys face... Really? You invite an actual scientist on your show with 2 idiots, let then troll him, ace all of a sudden it's cool... I can't wait for whoever to just get pissed and nuke everything.

#19294 You can't expect the same people who deny global warming to understand the benefits of stem cell research.

#19293 6 years ago today I joined the Army, which means in 4 months is when I left the Army because I got to take a bogus test... Since then my life dropped faster than a boulder off the side of a cliff, living in a garage, working minimum wage, some days where I didn't even get an hr of work, and came close to death a few times... Then I said fuck everything, went to college and am doing way better... The only thing I'm missing now is a girlfriend

#19292 Purdue Confessions is full of whiney bitches who can't handle their lives

Admin- Guess what you sound like

#19291 My fruit snacks are actual fruit snacks