Wednesday, 30 September 2015 01:39 PM
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#19314 Ivan Schaffer is God's gift to women. Also, you are funny.
Wednesday, 30 September 2015 01:32 PM
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#19313 I like sex. Birds do it, bees do it, and men do it any old time. But women will only do it if the candles are scented just right -- and their partner has done the dishes first.
Wednesday, 30 September 2015 01:29 PM
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#19312 Being a Wii U gamer doesn't make me any less of a gamer you fucknuckle.
Wednesday, 30 September 2015 01:02 PM
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#19310 I've choked on a grain of rice once before
Wednesday, 30 September 2015 01:01 PM
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#19311 bought my girlfriend and I tickets to her favorite band for her b-day. turns out I can’t go anymore, I told her that and she decided to take another guy. what should I do?
Wednesday, 30 September 2015 01:00 PM
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#19309 New Admin confession the cops were called once to the first party I went to with the Drunk Admin. I went upstairs to lay low, ended up sitting down with a bunch of people taking hits from a bong.
Wednesday, 30 September 2015 12:57 PM
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#19308 I really want to be in a threesome. But I’m my boyfriend’s first girlfriend, first kiss, and everything. I don’t want to scare him away by asking what he thinks
Wednesday, 30 September 2015 12:55 PM
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#19307 I've learned to love shark tank