#19435 I don't know who my friends are anymore. I just seem to hang out with strangers by day and juggle depression and suicidal thoughts by night. I'm trying to get help, but it feels like I'm a little bug in a big garden continuously being sprayed with insecticide no matter what leaf I land on.

#19434 I have depression probs..

#19433 I don't see how Praise Abort by Lindemann is controversial.

#19432 To every guy that has ever broke my heart, even if it was just for not texting back, or for saying no to sex, I deeply and fervently hope your team loses all the upcoming games, that you don't get laid in a long time, and when you do it sucks, that your toilet clogs, your car battery dies, and the screen of your phone breaks.
If you're a dude and you feel related to this post, you suck for breaking people's heart.

#19431 Why do people swipe right on you on Tinder and never say hi or reply your message? What's the point?

#19430 My weight is holding me back from having some good sex. I'm a girl.

#19429 I haven't had any good sex in months, MONTHS, and then this guy comes, rock my world, and didn't text me back. Like really? I'm here dying for more and you're being a little bitch.

#19425 I truly believe that we are the most whiney, sensitive, thin-skinned, easily offended society in the history of the world.

Nobody has ever been as prolific at getting offended as we are.

Nobody cries over insignificant nonsense as loudly and consistently as us.

- Matt