#19653 Dear Ex: Why bother about the future? Let it go!
A car could hit you tomorrow. A bicyclist could hit you on the sidewalk. A meteor, a barbaric revolution/coup, a knife-wielding psycho, a lightning bolt...Come, lets enjoy the present...Let me hit you with some wonderful sex instead.

#19652 I actually like affirmative action a lot. In my engineering classes, most of people who are below average are products of affirmative action. Easier for me to get an A. Say whatever you want, but statistics are not racist.

#19651 Dear Christians, stop confusing the holy constitution with the U.S. bible.

#19650 I have the wrath of a thousand sun's when driving on the interstate. Outside of that, I'm very calm and quiet. But how dare that semi try and pass another semi while going 2 miles/hour faster! Do they think this is some sort of game? Yeah don't worry, just let me turn 80 over here while you do that

#19638 I am not a religious guy but i just started thinking about becoming a christian.

#19639 Nothing more amusing than watching a celebrity surrounded by 10 heavily armed bodyguards preaching "guns make us less safe"

#19640 Is it weird that I'm most attracted to girls who are older (at least 21)? I know that most girls only are into guys their age or older, which on top of my already bad luck makes it worse, just I want to be with someone who is more mature and, most importantly, can supply me with alcohol

#19641 I once blew a guy in the back seat of my car to prove to a friend that he was just playing her. And that he was gay.