#19763 I steal my roommate’s anxiety medication because I think I need it but don’t want to admit it.

#19767 Boyfriend thinks I’ve got something for another guy on campus… we’ve been fucking for months so…

#19758 Last night, I was getting head in my room. I knew my roommate was in his bed with his girlfriend so I assumed he was also getting some. I noticed that he was also getting head. We looked at each other and laughed. Once we both finished we fist bumped.

#19759 My dimepiece of a girlfriend broke up with me. Treated that bitch like a god damn princess and she took everything for granted. Maybe one day she will realize what she lost.

#19760 My roommate is the worst… He talks, snores, and farts in his sleep. His shampoo smells like acid. And I’ve talked to his parents more on move-in-day more than I’ve talked to him.

#19761 Never madeout with a girl before and still a virgin. Got drunk with a random girl one night and she told me she needs to stop sleeping with guys, which was really weird. Then she tells me she feels sick so when I get to her room, she grabs me and then makes out with me. Worst kisser ever and sloppy as shit. Then she strips nude and we keep going until she says “I’ll just be a sec”. She goes into the bathroom and pukes. I never ran so fast in my life out of that residence. I hate sluts

#19762 Woke up after my first night here on the floor of my dorm, by bed frame was cracked in half, Marvin Gaye “Let’s Get it On” was playing, and some girl who spoke no English was yelling at me very angrily

#19757 I'm 5'5 and I have a type for taller girls. Sucks not many like dating shorter guys.