#19852 I sometimes feel tempted to throw nails out onto the street in-front of my apartment. Especially when some jackass is speeding 20-30mph over the speed limit with their loud muscle cars and giant trucks in an attempt impress everyone around them. It sure doesn't impress me.

#19851 An individual trying to limit speech at universities is interested in neither universities nor justice.

#19850 Thank you to the tall blond guy that comes in daily during my shift at a certain dining hall, you are total eye candy to me.

#19841 Sometimes, I study.

#19842 A guy on our floor had a girl in his room. So to set the mood we sprayed liquid fart in his room.

#19843 I have red hair so that sucks but that’s not even the worst of it…. I have two butt holes. I kid you not!

#19840 Me and my roommate sometimes make trips to target with red polos on and pretend to work there. Great times

#19844 There’s a guy who always wears a trench coat wherever he goes. This legitimately bothers me.