#19916 Got super drunk and my boyfriend walked in on me peeing and started fingering me…. I didn’t wipe…

#19915 I deep throated a corn dog.

#19914 I told my roommate everyday how much I hated him. He thought I was joking

#19913 All the girls that go here are ugly, so I masturnate a lot

#19912 I bribe my friends with cheesybread

#19911 It drives me nuts when people walk around blaring their music without headphones in. If you have a phone/electronic device that can play music, you surely can afford a pair of headphones for five dollars found all over campus in various vending machines. Not to mention gas stations and the books stores.

#19910 I woke up to my TA passed out and naked in my yard. I took a selfie with them and left them there.

#19909 If you're gonna blast your music with an open door, at least have some variety in music! Every song blaster I've heard plays the same 5 songs over and over again. Sure, they're great songs, but you ruin them for everybody else!