#30586 It appears that my gf friendzoned someone to meet with me. I think it is time to work on my zonings on her.

#30591 Girl I like just called me bro. Please keep me in your prayers tonight. ;( #Friendzoned

#30590 I'm an undergrad TA. I like telling the students I taped notecards to the bottom of their desks, so that they'll slide their fingers over all the gum people left there. Then I say "just kidding". That way they know who is in charge.

#30626 Unpopular opinion: The only reason Trump hasn't been assasinated yet is because liberals are such "snowflakes".

#30560 Democrats are greedy racists who stay in power by keeping the marginalized on the fringes of society and making sure they do not realize their true potential. In so doing, they stay in power by ensuring a large enough group will always vote for growth of the government, while making sure those they claim to be helping remain on the fringes of society and remain feeling as victims.

#30589 If chromosomes don't indicate gender, do they indicate race? If I am brought up as a white guy in a minority neighborhood, why am I not eligible for all the scholarships minorities get? If my friends and neighbors belong to another racial group, can't I identify as black, or hispanic?

#30588 Where can I get a PBR on campus?

#30585 Bus ride confession: I feel like the relationship is broken but don't know whether to wait and talk it out when we can, or just leave it be.