Saturday, 31 October 2015 09:02 AM
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#20068 Chelsea lost to Liverpool 3-1
God damnit Mourinho! :\
Saturday, 31 October 2015 08:04 AM
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#20067 Vladimir Putin.
I'd hit that.
Friday, 30 October 2015 08:50 PM
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#20066 I am currently thinking about who among my friends would be most awkward to catch having sex
Friday, 30 October 2015 08:46 PM
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#20065 I told my friends I bought the dildo for my haloween costume, but I just wanted to use it myself
Friday, 30 October 2015 08:44 PM
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#20061 This week has sucked so much out of me, being sick having midterms, labs, and lab reports is just a mess
Friday, 30 October 2015 08:39 PM
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#20062 Whenever I drink water my throat hurts :(
Friday, 30 October 2015 08:35 PM
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#20063 Every hot guy I see on campus, I want to know how big he is & want to have sex with but I simply cannot have sex with someone I don’t have genuine feelings for.
Friday, 30 October 2015 08:34 PM
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#20064 I always hear my roommate & her boyfriend fucking in the next room, so I started bringing my boyfriend over. We started fucking every night & now they sleep at her boyfriends place