#20181 Well fuck I've got an exam today

#20180 my roommate tells his brothers friends we're gay to mess with them. Little does he know I actually am.

#20179 I’m pretty sure my roommate used to get off to the strip club on GTA 5.

#20178 Got so drunk I convinced a girl to poop on my face…

#20177 The funny thing is that everyone thinks I’m straight but I’m not.

#20176 I like my friend's girlfriend. I didn't know if she was with my friend. I used to message her and flirt with her a lot. I am pretty sure, she liked me as well. But now I know she is my friend's gf, I have stopped messaging her, telling her jokes and at times I just ignore her. I really like her but can't break the bro code! I guess I will just wait.

#20175 Have you ever just run into a mistake at your job that's so incredibly stupid that you just sit there and wonder how your co-workers ever qualified to work there?

#20174 When people in a relationship or having sex regularly tell me I should go no fap and no porn, I tell them to fuck off.