#20329 Today my shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time. It was awesome.

#20330 My girlfriend is a bitch

#20331 I’m fuckingg single as a Pringle, and no one is reaching in the can for me. fuck relationships

#20332 My roommate does nothing but sleep and eat my snacks.

#20333 Girlfriend moved into an apartment at the beginning of the semester and her neighbor has been trying to hook up with her ever since so whenever I take her dog to the bathroom I get him to shit outside the guys window every time

#20328 Yall mother fuckers need to stop being so hot or get used to reason boners

#20327 I'm so fed up with my Facebook news feed, I love my friends and family, but I don't give a fuck about a red cup from a company I don't even get coffee from. I'm getting upset at seeing cancer posts every 5 seconds and that the government is covering it up, pretty much can it just be happy for once? Is that too fucking much to ask for? I guess it is because Facebook might as well be a war zone now a days

Admin- there's a tab at the top right of all posts, click on that, then click on the like that says something along the lines of 'I do not want to see posts like these'.

#20326 Sometimes I fantasize about running around with a machete and chopping off every man bun I see.