#20461 I just realized no one asks how my day is. Sometimes I feel so alone with my friends.

#20460 Regular Hypochondriac: "Huh, its not listed on WebMD. I guess I'm okay after all."

Me (lvl 999): "Its not listed on WebMD. That means I'm patient zero!" :O :O :O

#20459 This is a bit of a secret but the best milkshake to get at Coldstone is as follows:
Oreo ice cream + cake batter ice cream + cookie dough piece

I spent a few months of going to coldstone a couple time a week before I got to that optimal combination. You're welcome!

#20458 It should be against nature to develop feelings for someone that you know doesn't have feelings for you. I hate pining after a guy when I know there's no possibility of a relationship. Day dreaming about what could be is nothing but a detriment to me. Instead of focusing on the relationships I can have, I'm thinking about the relationship I can't have. I also wonder what about me is so wrong that, the person I desire doesn't want me.

#20457 Have you met someone so sexy that you get random boners thinking about them?

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#20454 All these religious pundits and political zealots, so easily jump on top of an issue and blab some words they heard in a freshman humanities class or something a pseudo-intellectual friend said, that they've forgotten the basic tinges of human decency. I feel like I should be in a hermetically sealed chamber.