#20536 There is a girl who is one of best people I’ve ever met but is not very good at sexual things. Then there is this other girl who is not as fun to be around but best sex of my life. What to do..

#20537 You all are just selfish assholes. Guys get broken up with and think you have to sleep around immediately or with her friends. Then girls get broken up with also think you have to go sleep around or with his friends. Where is the decency in this fuckingg world? I still love my ex girlfriend and she “doesn’t have time for a boyfriend”. Whatever I’m not gonna judge or be mad. I’m here for her when she wants to come back, unless I’ve already moved on, because I’m also not like the fucking jackasses that cheat. Get some fucking morals people. You can sleep around all you want if that’s all you want to do but don’t be a jackass about it or break someone’s heart

#20531 Whenever I buy something at a register I like to give a little bit of change to help reduce the number of coins I carry around. For example, if the price of something is $1.96, I will give the cashier $2.01 so I get a nickel as change, instead of four pennies. It's not a huge deal, I just prefer not having a lot of loose change.

However, this occasionally creates drama and even collapses the universe of the person at the register if they are not particularly math savvy.

When confronted with such a situation they will normally smile and simply tell me the price of the item again, just to make sure I heard them correctly. When I tell them I understand they become quite confused and one of two outcomes will occur. Most frequently they will hesitantly punch the number into their register, a look of fear on their face as if the machine will violently reject their input and demand a simpler number for it's magical mathematical calculations of change. When the register tells them the number to make change, they stare absolutely dumbfounded as they draw a single bill or coin, mystified at how such a result could possibly occur from the strange combination of bills and coins they were given.

Yet, very rarely, I will encounter a mind so absolutely closed or stubborn that they will refuse the extra change. Perhaps they simply don't wish to press one or two extra buttons, perhaps their register does not have a calculator function and they doubt their ability to subtract, or perhaps they are part of the Illuminati scheme to ensure my pockets are always jingling with dozens of excess coins, forever assuring my dependence on bank change machines. Whatever their reason, I will invariably attempt to explain myself, using a simple example as above or outright explaining to them how they can make change, without fear of their register balance being wrong. This, more often than not, is met with a vacant stare and a hapless whirl as they struggle to grasp just what is being presented to them.

I admit that (Though I find it absolutely distressful that people struggle with adding or subtracting numbers with three or, dare I say, four digits!) I take a strange enjoyment from the occurrence. Whether the person experiences a eureka moment on their own or tries to quietly converse with their coworkers about the strange man who gave them too much change, I confess I find it absolutely hilarious and frequently toy with the idea of purposely giving the person at the register improper change just to see what would happen.

As far as being a villain goes it's a bit mundane, but to the math challenged I would be a nightmare. They should count themselves lucky it's not proper to cut coins in half anymore.

So beware, cashiers of Purdue, change is coming...

#20530 Don't know how to dance but wil still go to Purdue Indian Dance Club's Winter Tryouts this weekend. Undoubtedly the best dance team on campus. Highly encourage everyone to check them out.

#20529 Saw a person walking around with a lightsaber umbrella, just want you to know you're fucking badass

#20528 Scored 80/80 in Economics without even studying for a minute :D Boooo Yeah

#20527 As a student, I demand that these students stfu. We are one of the most racially diverse campuses on the planet. These idiots make us all look bad.

Stop the political correctness bullshit. This does not create equality. It only proves to strengthen any negativity that does exist buy acknowledging it.

Racism will only end when people QUIT TALKING ABOUT IT.

To those who made these "demands"... You're fucking retarded.

http://wlfi.com/2015/11/17/student-organizers-present-demands-to-president-daniels/

#20522 What is the difference between racism and racial stereotyping? I personally am guilty of racial stereotyping and am sure most of you are too and as a recent international/non-white alumnus, I don't deny that racism does exist on campus, but I feel that some people over exaggerate matters. Like drivers getting surprised that international kids tip..or americans who were surprised when an asian kid who speaks perfectly good English.. little things like that shouldn't really bother anyone really.