#20686 So I got fired from a gas station a while ago because I cussed out a dude who had been cussing me out for months, well I have a ton of pennies saved up so I'm going to buy gas

#20685 Yesterday I accidentally puked while giving my boyfriend a blow job.

#20684 Fuck the Pilgrims and their self-righteousness that lead to the genocide on the Native Americans and the enslavement of the African-Americans. My Thanksgiving will be spent appreciating my loved ones and not remembering some asshats from 16whenever who never even had turkey that day.

#20682 my roommate and I had an agreement where we wouldn’t have people sit on our beds while the other wasn’t around. I walk in one day and see some kid sitting with his feet on my bed.

#20683 Once instead of tipping the jimmy johns delivery boy we let him into the party and he shot gunned a beer

#20681 When is the refund date for spring ?

#20680 I still listen to umbrella.

#20679 A new scientific study says coffee is good for you.
A new scientific study says coffee is bad for you.
A new scientific study says alcohol is bad for you.
A new scientific study says alcohol is good for you.
A new scientific study says fat is good for you.
A new scientific study says fat is bad for you.
A new scientific study says the sun is bad for you.
A new scientific study says the sun is good for you.

THE SCIENCE HAS BEEN SETTLED!