#20886 If a girl and a guy are both black out drunk, and the girl says she was raped, is it the guys fault?

#20885 When I see where other people are in their lives and then see where I am at 27 I come to the conclusion that I suck at life. Which sucks cuz I'm usually pretty good at most things I try yet here I am watching the years go by, everyone moving forward and I'm just stuck in the same damn place as I was 8 years ago.

#20882 When my roommates ask me to join them for a night out on the weekends, I usually decline. Then I have a few drinks and watch Star Trek. Alone. The sad part is, I have a boyfriend

#20883 I don't know how to fold those big maps they give you in tourism offices.

#20884 I secretly want Donald Trump to become president just to see the chaos it spawns

#20880 Dumped me for someone else so I kept his $120 graphing calculator good luck with finals asshole

#20881 My friend just bought a pack of 24 water bottles for $36 because she didn’t want our friends to have a bad hangover. She’s crying now.

#20879 I just (finally!) had my first kiss, but now I'm worried that she regrets it and doesn't want to talk to me.