#21006 Rollerblading Santa, you made my day so much better. Thank you for making me smile.

Confession: I've been deeply depressed the past couple of days and today was the first time in a while that I've been able to pull myself somewhat out of it.

#21005 Every time I see a young couple with a little kid I really feel I should get a vasectomy as soon as possible.

#21004 When sleeping next to my boyfriend I pop the pimples on his back to annoy him

#21003 I've been having some strange dreams lately where I beat up my girlfriend. It's very disturbing as I couldn't hurt a fly.
I told her about it, and now things have gotten really shitty between us. I was just being open to you, it was just a dream! Why did I have to say anything

#21002 I just decided that I'll be 'dumping' most of my friends. Most of them are completely useless; one of them only talks about herself and never listens, other ones don't have any money and it's impossible to do anything with them besides getting drunk with cheap liquour. So yeah, I'm tired, I rather be alone and start finding new ones than keep these losers around. If you are in the same situation comment below and I'll add you to facebook :)

#21001 A few months ago I posted a secret about how I had sex with a random guy I had just met. And how I was afraid he would want more from me. I was right. The guy texted me, messaged me, all around just talked to me all day every day and was persistent about how much he wanted us to be together. After a few weeks, I gave in. We've been together for just over 5 months now. No one has ever made me happier.

#21000 Does anyone else feel really hungry after having sex?

#20999 Purdue toilet confession