#21054 Truth, please stop playing your dumb step commercials, they make be want to start smoking.

#21053 I loathe this time of year. 4th year in a row I'll be alone on christmas. The depression is hitting hard.

#21052 I call my vag hair the chode's nest

#21051 I like eating canned cat food. But I prefer the adult one more than the kitten one

#21050 I imagine myself to be a puppy when i'm with my mom and still act like one, even though I'm now 6'5" and 235lb

#21049 My best friend is sleeping in my bed right now and I am so badly sexually attracted to him it's not even funny. I've been wanting to suck his cock for ages now and when he is finally in my bed I can't do anything because he is straight. I mean, he's in my BED!!! Sleeping

#21048 When I was 9 I swallowed half a cup of laundry detergent to see if it would give me any special powers. Guess what, it didn't make me any brighter. though I'm willing to try it again for finals

#21047 Threw away the only thing I love at Purdue. But I'd become so disinterested in it, I just feel indifferent right now.