#21086 I think of my car as a living thing and as a friend. Sometimes after driving for a long time, when I finally park I say "good job Ralph" to him while patting the roof

#21084 I'm so unhappy with my life that I like to break up couples or friendships so that the people around me will feel as miserable as I do. I hate that I' m that kind of person, but I can't help it...

#21085 My favorite part of the holidays is the Rambo reruns

#21083 When using the microwave, I never stand close to it. I'm scared of becoming sterile due to radiation or getting some kind of cancer. As soon as I start it, I get the hell out of the kitchen

#21082 I dont know if he cares about me.

#21081 I'm from a country where the Star Wars is not a very mainstream pop culture like it is in the U.S. I just started watching this series since everybody is talking about it. Why does everyone in the movie talk like British? Is there a reason that this American franchise has a favorite of British actors instead of American ones?

#21080 There are two kinds of people in this world: those who like their own Facebook statuses and those who don't.

#21079 Is it weird that I'm only attracted to men superficially? Like, I'll get a little turned on when I see a really attractive guy but the thought of having sex with them never crosses my mind. It's more like, "wow he's gorgeous, I would love to cuddle up with him some night and watch Netflix."