#21108 I feel so happy on Fridays because I get to go home and spend countless hours in front of my computer eating junk food. This Friday is going to much better knowing finals are out of the way

#21115 Everyone always comments upon how happy and positive I am. My mom calls me her happy girl, my best friend calls me sunshine, and people are always suprised by how I'm always able to stay so positive. I recently started a relationship with someone who is the complete opposite, they can find something wrong in any situation, they get angry really easily, and are just a dark human being. I'm happy and they make me so happy, but sometimes when my friends say "how the hell is that going to work?" I sit there and I can't come up with an answer

#21114 I was matched with this girl on Tinder named Meg. She said hello to me and my only response to her was "Shut up, Meg".

#21107 Studying sucks more than o do (;

#21106 All I want for Christmas is the taken King

#21105 When I fart under the covers it warms up the entire bed, and feels so good

#21104 There isn't anything as satisfying seeing terrible ex's gain weight.

#21103 I have too many guy friends and there's definitely one hitting on me. I don't want a relationship but I still want to be friends. How do I do that?