#21126 I don't care how many basketball games Purdue wins they still suck. At the end of the day, no one on this team's making it to the NBA. Can you name the last Purdue player that even got drafted?

#21125 Swallowing semen gives me near-explosive diarrhea.

#21123 I don't know how to tie my shoes. I only wear velcro

#21124 Trying to be funny and all, I was showing this site to a girl I'm trying to hook up with ;). So we were going through the posts together and I suddenly laughed so hard at one of them that I spit on the monitor (snot included). We still hang out though.

#21122 There was this guy in my sixth grade class and I had a crush on him. Unfortunately he was what I would call emo/goth and he kind of scared me. One day, he made a joke that he performed an animal sacrifice because he knew I was afraid of him. Then I made a joke about how he needed to be blessed with holy water and he started laughing. He didn't know I actually had holy water at my house, and the next day I brought it to school. I whipped out that bottle of holy water and threw some on him in the middle of math class. I then proceeded to call him a devil child. Some holy water got in his eye and his eye started burning. It was by far my favorite day in middle school. This is my confession. If you are ever feeling weird or different, just remember you never did this in the 6th grade.

#21121 Can someone tell me how Phys 220 curves? If there is any.

#21120 Purdue has never had a warmer finals week.

#21119 I submitted my final exam about half way through the exam. My professor looked into the paper as I was leaving. I watched him. I think a part of him died when he saw the abomination that was my paper.

Admin- I know that feeling, I get out of there as quick as I can