#21158 I've been overweight my entire life and I am trying so hard to get skinny because 'happily ever after' doesn't happen for fat people.

#21157 I'm that Facebook friend that will find out who deleted me.

#21156 Why is it that whenever I say something, I always manage to word it in the worst way possible? And people wonder why I'm socially awkward.

#21155 You know that feeling when you go to an exam like,"I can win! I feel great! I! Can! Do! This!" And then you don't ):

#21154 Everytime I hop into a cab I pretend to be talking on the phone, I think this reduces my chances of getting raped/molested by the driver, as he might think someone's already waiting for me

#21153 My phone hates me, I keep writing "and," except every time it puts down ava... Guess it's time to stop watching porn

#21152 I love someone more than myself. Oops caught feelings. And I'm drunk, so does this make it void? Answer is no. People are people regardless. Don't post me. But you're gonna post me. Also confession: I wanna reach out to people on here but I'm too much of a pussy

#21151 TIL, on accident, that the smell of fast food and the stank of sweaty ass crack are very similar.

I don't want burgers any time soon. :(