#21222 "smile, you're beautiful."
Always know that..

#21221 I constantly think I fucked up at life, until I add people, I graduated with, on Facebook and find that their going through the same shit as me. Not to say that I take happiness in their suffering too, just nice to know that pretty much everybody I graduated with is now going to college too, and we all graduated in 08.

#21220 Bored so I decided to confess the characters I hate most on various shows:
- Friends: Rachael, Ross
- How I Met Your Mother: Lilly, and sometimes Marshall
- Breaking Bad: Skyler, and sometimes Walter
- House of Cards: Frank

#21219 I have a picture of a penis tattooed on my penis

#21218 I don't like eating red things

#21217 I've been trying to pick up this Japanese girl for the last three months, but I don't wanna date her or anything, I just want to use her to translate this online game I've been trying to play for ages but I can't because it's all in Japanese

#21216 My neighbour (old, widowed and lonely) has a little yorkshire terrier. I once stole it from her and kept it at home for three days until she put up some reward signs offering $1000. Then I returned the dog to her saying that I found it on the streets. The easiest $1000 ever

#21215 My boyfriend and I got a cat. I love the cat but i kick her sometimes. I feel bad but she gets on my nerves when she cries. My bf does not know, he loves that cat. I guess I won't ever have kids