Saturday, 26 December 2015 08:22 AM
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#21326 I spend most my time fantasizing about how my life would be different if I was beautiful.
Saturday, 26 December 2015 08:19 AM
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#21325 I was home alone today, everyone went out shopping or something, so I sang "Be a man" from Mulan at the top of my lungs with overly dramatic and equally horrible dance moves. I think my neighbor saw it.
Saturday, 26 December 2015 08:18 AM
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#21324 I'm a PSYCH major. But I passed my 1st two general PSYCH classes with Cs, I hope I haven't screwed it all up
Saturday, 26 December 2015 08:17 AM
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#21323 Whenever I'm feeling blue I like to think that once I was the fastest sperm of all and that cheers me up!
Friday, 25 December 2015 10:17 PM
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#21322 Every time I see a Punjabi on campus...the excitement I feel can't be adequately described!
Friday, 25 December 2015 09:27 PM
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#21321 I may not miss my ex, but I do miss her family, especially at holidays. big family, no feuds, and all local, exactly the opposite of mine. holidays suck
Friday, 25 December 2015 09:06 PM
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#21320 Opened up my MacBook. Luckily xvideos was open. Went to page 27. This year's gonna be fun!
Friday, 25 December 2015 07:57 PM
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#21319 I don't go to bars and party alone because I know that I will cheat on my girlfriend so I avoid going out at all costs.