#21374 Big ups to all the short guys that find success in the club scene. Much respect my #%^^*+.

#21373 What makes you guys study efficiently?

#21371 So my boyfriend and I were hanging out the other night, and things started getting pretty hot. We didn't go all the way, but I would be totally fine if we had. The only problem is, I'm a virgin, and I don't know how to tell him.

#21372 I love potatoes. Every time I see them, they are like" come and eat me!"

#21370 I'm a girl, and I enjoy letting my dog lick my butthole.

#21369 So my mom begs me to help her find a phone, so I research everything about the new phones out there. I give her stats on the hardware, on the camera (since she takes a lot of pictures) the picture quality, and etc... After finding out that apple is shit, that Motorola actually has a great set up in the turbo 2 (along with the best camera), that Samsung still has a better overall phone, and everything about every other phone, she gets an iPhone 6... I'm not mad about what phone she got, I'm more pissed about why she had me take time out of my busy schedule to research phones, to not even use any of that... That's like asking an engineer to make up plans to build a bridge, but already having plans made.

#21368 I've been seeing a guy for almost two years... I've cheated on him three times with three different guys... When I confessed he thought I was lying. I never corrected him

#21367 I tried to sell my soul to the devil more than once, but he never shows up.